It's rather funny how men now seem confused as to how to get a girl. But the truth is that, the ladies have contributed to this confusion. We have been through many eras of courtship but at the end of it all, it appears to depend on the background of the female, although they say EVERY woman deserves respects and must be treated as a lady.


Here are three (3) of the most common methods men use to get a woman and it actually works, of course, depending on the woman:


1) Man: Pssst......pssssst......sexy......browning.....psssttt
Now the funny thing about this one is that sometimes even when the woman is not brown, the man is still saying 'browning'...smh. The most a man may get out of this from the woman is a look as it tends to be done at a distance and so the women with the range of hearing the man would not be sure exactly who the man is calling unless they look. However, some, WILL NOT LOOK!!

2) Man: Hi, Good day and how are you? 
Not much men use this approach nowadays for whatever reason which is unknown. This though tends to work on the "stush" working class women who think they are of a higher standard than anyone else (yet still dem a tek taxi and bus). These women are the women who stand at the bus stop in their very high heels with the whole bottle of lip gloss on their lips. These are the women who have the set requirements of the type of man they want so as long as the man is wearing a shirt and tie or jacket suit and driving one of those stuff called vehichles (Prado, BMW, Audi, etc....) and say these words, that man will get a smile and the green light.

3) Man: Yo baby mi ago want yuh enuh......dat mi a mek you know!!
Simple, plain and straight to the point. Some women (known as 'ghetto girls'...however they are classified as such) may say "Eeeeh only if you have sumn fi get mi" and entertain this type of approach. Then they are some who will say "Excuse me? Do I appear to be one of those low life girls on the roadside?" And if the man look good physically (handsome and well built), those same women will be saying in their heads "Lawd Gad him look good eeh but lawd him chat bad".

These Jamaican pick up lines are heard everywhere and can be pretty funny sometimes (mi nah lie!!) but sometimes they do sound a bit derogatory. A reasonable woman is not expecting a man to dress like a prince riding on a chariot, drop down on one knee and greet her with some stupendous pick up lines like:

• Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
• If I had hand cuffs, I'd lock myself to you right now  (ok that must be coming from a kidnapper...BEWARE)

A little advice to men:
Just be respectful, polite, smile (provided that you have good teeth) and please MEK SURE YOU ARM AND YUH MOUT' NUH STINK.


And to the women:
STOP GWAAN LIKE UNNO BETTA DAN PEOPLE OR ELSE NUH MAN NAH GUH WANT UNNO!!!